Yesterday in the gym I tied some kids' hands to their shoe laces. At first they'd try to stand up and walk and when that really didn't work out for them, they just kinda stopped trying and laid on the floor. Then I tried tying just one hand and that was almost funnier because they kinda went in circles like a fly with one wing. Then they'd fall over and do the beached whale flop. But then I had to untie them because they were losing circulation in their hands.

Last night one of the kid's dad looked in the bathroom and said "Is this where the kids go to the bathroom?"

I wasn't sure what to say to that.

Here's your sign.